:Merton: "The librarian is a palm-scanning human book absorptionist! Okay, that's not the Latin name for it, but the point is she's turning people into books."
The librarian of the bookmobile has a motto. She thinks everyone has a story to tell, and she'll get that story with no regard for the life of the teller! With the help of a palm-scanning machine, she turns the unsuspecting customers into their own autobiography.
She hates loud noises. She enjoys irony. When TNT get turned into Weightlifting for Dummies, she remarks, "Indeed."
Appearances[]
This character is played by Carol Shamy.
Interests[]
- Books
- Life Stories
- Babylonian Spells
- Starbucks
Enemies[]
Victims[]
- Became My Life on the Beat, a book with a police badge on the front.
- Become Weightlifting for Dummies. The scanning machine apparently works on two palms stacked on top of each other.
- It is unknown what book Bob Dawkins became.
- Becomes All-American Cheerleader.
- It can only be assumed that she changed these two people into books too, not comfirmed, but they do show up in the same missing persons report as Stacey and TNT.